Thursday Matinee

Went to see the Bourne Supremacy. After the movie, in the rest room, an older woman started talking to me.

"He looks like my brother," she said. "Matt Damon, he looks like my brother."

I replied, "Some people think my brother looks like Ben Affleck."

She said, "He looks just like him. I go to see his movies to look at him. Except I don't like all the violence. My brother died in 1983."

I said, "I'm sorry," washed my hands, and left.