Secret Messages

To My Relatives:

When I respond to the voicemail you leave, I always mention that I always keep the ringer off on my phone. That means that I'm not taking anyone's calls. If you want to talk to me immediately, call my office.

To My Students:

There are very many names that one might call me. Mrs. Hirta is the most incorrect of them all.

To the Speaker in the Algebra Seminar:

While I have a guess what G_t stands for, I'm more familiar with things with names like R_P. It would be helpful if, instead of always referring to "Gee-sub-tea," you would at least once call this object by a more descriptive name.