Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Secret Messages

To the Guy at the Stop Sign
Since I was making a left and you had the right-of-way, you should have just waited until it was safe and then gone. Unless you were also planning on turning, in which case you should have had your turn signal on.

To the Manager of the Salon
Nie rozumiem. Nie mowie po polsku.

To Jenna in my Late-Morning Class
Yes, it's true that if you get an A on the term paper and a 100 on the final that you can pass this class. However, since you got a 1 out of 5 on Monday's quiz, things aren't looking good.