My first thought: Oh my fucking god.
Second thought: Maybe now I can develop some empathy for my lawyer cousin and her hatred of Judge Judy.
Third thought: Should I quit my job and move to L.A. to write for television?
Int. office - night
DON is pacing back and forth. CHARLIE is scribbling madly on his paper.
I've got it! Your shooter was a woman!
What? How can you tell?
It's a simple consequence of the Riemann Mapping Theorem!