### Don't Believe Everything You Read on the Internet (for M)

Some of these statements are true; some of these statements are false.

- A play that I've written has been produced.
- When I was in college I had a pretty serious drug problem.
- One of my good friends is actor/soccer player Andrew Shue.
- I'm left-handed.
- I'm married to a high school drop-out.
- I've had dinner with Admiral Bobby Ray Inman.
- I've tried to use de Rham cohomology to explain Green's Theorem, Stokes' Theorem, etc. to students in a multivariable calculus class.
- I live in South Carolina.
- One of my friends from high school committed suicide.
- I had a huge crush on a woman in my linear algebra class.