Friday, March 25, 2005


  1. I'm so sick that my back hurts from all the time I've spent in bed.

  2. I'm so sick that I can't knit.

  3. I'm so sick that I've estimated my fever in Celsius and have calculated how many extra calories a day it is burning, determining that I'm losing about a quarter pound a day when you combine my fever with my lack of appetite.