I Would Spend Money on That

1. A cafe with good lighting. Or a cafe with reasonable outdoor seating for nice spring days such as today when I have an unthinkable amount of work to get done.


2. A way to text-message parking enforcement about students parked illegally (double-illegally, as she was taking up TWO SPACES) in faculty parking.


3. Something that kills broadleaf weeds AND crabgrass. But not turfgrass.