Friday, May 13, 2005

Bad Influences

K is trying to get me to run away to Miami (in the very, very near future) and rendezvous with her to cause trouble. She is the only one of my friends who I have seen nearly get into a bar fight!

Conjectures:
  1. K will only visit cities that are settings for CSI.

  2. K is not inviting me to visit her and her cat in LA because she is afraid that I will never go home and she will have to live with me sniffling (allergies) and whining about how you can not get good avocados in California. (Conversely, everyone everywhere else has to deal with me complaining at the grocery store, "They want HOW MUCH for this? I could get that at Trader Joe's for A DOLLAR!")

Hrm, according to MapQuest, Miami is very far away. Hrm...