It's Like a Giant Conspiracy

The credit card bill that arrived the other day now has company. Friday's mail brought two other credit card bills, the cell phone bill, and the car insurance bill.

In a bit of eerie timing, they were joined by a letter from the mortgage company strongly encouraging me to take out a home equity line of credit, hinting that I might have bills to pay. They say I "may be eligible" to borrow "up to" a very large number of dollars.