At Least my Kitchen and Bathroom are Both Clean at the Same Time for the First Time in Possibly Ever

Dealing with my mother is a little exhausting. Until my parents leave on Sunday (and probably even after, as I have a significant task that MUST be done by the end of the day on Monday), I doubt that I will be satisfactorily completing my internet obligations (including updating my blogroll to include a blog I read but haven't yet linked to and a bunch of other blog housekeeping -- in addition to the whole content thing). If you need me, call and pretend that it's an emergency.