Saturday, November 26, 2005

Haiku for Freshmen

Who pays the bills here?
The state. Research. Athletics.
Not your tuition.

Faculty don't care
if we slip in the rankings
as a party school.

Made fun of smart kids?
Your TAs are all Chinese?
Connection, you think?

Don't take the midterm.
College prepares you for work!
F stands for "fired."