I Hope Everyone Else's Calculus Final is Even Harder

I just checked the online registration system. My Calc 1 class for the spring doesn't have enough students to run. This means that either my schedule will get rearranged (and I will probably pick up some icky class that no one wanted) or else I will have to hope for a LOT of failing students to repeat calculus and to sign up for my class.

I'd rather teach a small class of failed repeating students at 8am than a large class of first-timers at 3:30pm.

Every semester my class is one of the last ones to fill. Grrr.