Taking a Page from my Students' Playbook

Looks like I'm not going to have all of the handouts, worksheets, calendars, assignment sheets, and whatnot ready in time for class this morning.

I'm going to tell the students that I have it all done -- I just forgot to bring it with me. (Perhaps I'll blame a machine? The printer? The xerox machine?) I'll email it to them by the end of the day if that's OK.