Sunday, April 09, 2006


Yes, it's finally happened: I am so out of touch with the contents of my closet that I inadvertantly bought a pair of pants identical to a pair that I already own.

Thus, instead of enabling my closet by continuing to buy more hangers with ingenious hooks and tiers for quintuple-stacking the clothes, today I am going to cull my wardrobe of the inessentials. We shall hope that my practical side wins out and the clothes that don't make the cut (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!) will quickly travel to Goodwill.* Please, please, please don't let me hoarde them in bags destined for my mythical yard sale.

*Do you want a box of size 4 clothes to end up on your doorstep? I can send them to you.