Secret Messages
- To the employee of the hair salon who couldn't hide her disdain for me as she shampooed my hair and prepped me for my haircut:
- It's not that I don't tip well in general. It's just you.
- To waiters (gendered assumptions edition):
- Actually, I was the one who ordered the carnivore special. He ordered the tofu salad.
- To the woman who runs my knitting group
- I don't know how much more I can take of the small-minded bullshit you write about on your blog. I don't want to start an argument at knitting (especially since you seem unlikely to rethink your opinions).