At the Neighborhood Halloween Party

1. The Librarian emailed me, thinking she might crash the party. She never showed. Instead I talked to a different librarian. I'll be attending an event on Thursday where I'll probably run into yet another librarian.


2. As if with laser-guided precision, within seconds of my arrival the creepiest guy in my neighborhood came over and started talking to me. First words out of his mouth: "That guy, your husband? boyfriend? Is he here?"


3. About my tiara, said one neighbor, "I love your crown! I have the same one that I wear when I dust." (You will have to imagine that line delivered in a gay accent.)