Possible Reasons Why An Ethernet Cable is Attached to My Laptop
- I couldn't figure out how to get Dad's iMac to allow internet sharing from his wired connection to wireless. (Well, I could browse the web, but I couldn't check email; I suspect that it was a firewall problem.)
- Dad heard that you shouldn't let your children have internet access in their bedrooms because they could talk to strange men on the internet.
- The Thomsons live too far away for me to connect to the network THOMSON.

- The wireless router that dad bought for $2 at CompUSA is still sitting in the box, pristine and unopened, "in case someone needs it."