Another Day at the Office

1. Had to take a mad circuitous route to work because a ginormous warehouse fire blocked my way.


2. Some blonde chick who I'd never seen before walked into class a few minutes late, sat in the back of the room, and started taking notes. At the end of class she introduced herself as a notetaker from Disability Services. I called Disability Services. They do not have any record of any students in my class requesting a notetaker.


3. A disgruntled student emailed. Not only is she going to write to the department head about her grave mistreatment in math class, but she is also going to tell her mother!