Unanswered Questions from my Summer Job

1. What's with the background music in LaVerde's?


2. Why am I having to deal with an epidemic of lost door cards and lost keys all of a sudden? In my entire life, I've never lost my keys to an extent that I didn't locate them within an hour.


3. Why are all the little things I need to do taking up so much time?


4. Was I serious about thinking that I'd get real work done on the side?


5. Is the non-profit that co-sponsors this program really serious about their Heifer International-style catalog? Do they really think that someone's heart will be warmed by the idea of sponsoring $3500 in T-passes? Naming rights to a lecture series for $50,000? $500 worth of laser pointers? Um...


6. I wonder who my boss expects to answer the phone over the weekend. Phone-answering on weekends is not part of my job description.