Friday, December 26, 2008

Winter Greeting Cards for Small-Minded Relatives in Multi-Ethnic Families

Subtitle: Why, yes, yesterday I was at a gathering with both a menorah and a ham where I decided to pretend that I didn't hear several comments.

Front of card: Happy Holidays!
Inside: You can bring the menorah. We'll make a ham.

Front of card: Merry Christmas!
Inside of card: JESUS is the reason for the season! We're praying for you.

Front of card: Season's Greetings!
Inside: To you and the dark one.

Front of card: Baby's First Hanukkah
Inside: We'll play along even though everyone knows it's baby's first Christmas since your shiksa wife never converted.