Calculus is More Like a Movie and Less Like TV

Calculus has theater-style seating, and you can talk to your friends and annoy the people sitting around you. Calculus can not be Tivo'd to be watched at your convenience.

for the past week i've been really sick, i'm not sure if i can make it to lecture this week, is there any way i can come by sometime soon so you can kind of teach me the lecture for today? i didn't go to recitation last week and barely made it through wednesday's lecture, so i might need you to review it with me.

(Roughly 86% of freshmen pass freshman comp, compared to 68% who pass calculus.)