Let's Hope You're Not Tutoring English

I just got an email from someone who self-identifies as the tutor coordinator for a program on campus. The author notes:

students “must” meet program “eligibility” criteria.

And the:

program is funded via a “grant” from the U.S. Department of Education

Oh my.

Blogging should be light over the next few days, as I have to study for my computer science final. (And possibly ask Marvin Minsky for a favor.)