Friday, June 05, 2009

Imagined Conversations with My New Neighbors Across the Street

  1. WTF? You're living two miles from campus, not in the student slums. Cut out the loud parties every night.

  2. What am I doing at 8am on a Saturday? I'm using my domestic power equipment (including but not limited to power lawn mowers, leaf blowers, trimmers, snowblowers, tillers, saws, sanders, drills or similar devices) between 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m., as allowed by section 18-8 of the city code. Oh, did you know that your loud parties are forbidden by section 18-3?

  3. What's your student ID number? click, click, click, click, click, click Hrm, now it looks like you're taking a class at 8am with Professor Asperger.

  4. Dude, too bad about someone calling the cops. Sucks about that whole underage drinking thing and about the weed.