Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Tales from The Topologist

  1. The allergist has provided him with a doctor's note saying that he doesn't have to do any yard work because he is allergic to everything.

  2. He might also be angling to get out of housework. He cleaned the bathroom. Then he cleaned the kitchen. With the same sponge.

  3. Sad story: This morning he was driving, and he saw a bird get hit by a car. The other bird that was flying with the bird that was hit went back to check on it.