Sunday, September 06, 2009

Handy Tip for Avoiding the Flu

If there is an event on campus with roughly 100,000 people in attendance, you might want to stay clear of that if you're looking to avoid catching the flu. And if you do go, you probably should avoid drinking from a shared flask.

Watch the game on ESPN and avoid the flu.

(Can I give bonus points to students who get the flu shot?)

ps. If you claim "flu" as your reason for not taking the calculus exam, I will check with your other professors to see if you're missing their classes too. If you're too sick to take the calculus exam, you're too sick to go to any of your classes.