In Which I Admit to Still More Lameness

I couldn't even manage to pull together my okapi costume (and I didn't want to have to explain to everyone what an okapi is). So my Halloween costume? I'm going as a bride. Yes, that's right, I've dug out my wedding dress and decided to wear it. I did alter it somewhat by adding a pocket so I have someplace to keep my keys, wallet, and phone. It's certainly not a bridal-shop level of quality alteration, but I figure that it doesn't need to be, as the gown has been demoted to Halloween costume status. I figure that I'm unlikely to get married again and if I do I'd wear a different dress.