This Didn't Happen Twenty Years Ago

So last night I went to the party hosted by my former students.

As I was talking to one of them and one of his friends, some really drunk guy (who they knew but I didn't) came up to us and started talking to me. As the drunk guy started to launch into his monologue, former student valiantly was trying to interrupt him to explain who I am. Drunk guy was unstoppable. And so the drunk guy rambled on for a while about how he sees me around campus from time to time and how he thinks that I am beautiful.

Clearly I was going to the wrong parties back when I was in college.