Calculus by Proxy

This just in. The students in The Topologist's Calc 2 class do not know the quadratic formula and were very worried that they might need to know it for the exam. They just use the "solve" button on their calculators.

And in other news, one of his students also sent an email out to "all student users" in Blackboard (of which I am one), asking for people to do fill out his really bad survey for English class (trust me on this). Apparently in English class they do not teach you how to write a good survey.